11/10 Mad Lib Resuts: A Scene from Grey's Anatomy
November 14th 2008 00:26
Actual Scene
Meredith follows Cristina around commenting on how Derek’s got “fishing gear and boots and hair products.” She doesn’t have room for that stuff! Plus he talks. “He’s chatty.” Cristina tries to tell her that she doesn’t have time for this right now, but Meredith pushes on. “And you know what’s gonna happen after he moves in don’t you? We build a house. On his land, which will be our land because we’ll be married. And then I’ll be Dr. Mrs. Shepherd.”
Cristina puts down her chart and tries to walk away but Meredith follows. “And you know what comes after that don’t you? Babies. And they’ll be his babies, so they’ll have perfect hair. And they’ll be chatty. So I’ll have five chatty children, a chatty husband and live in the wilderness. And then I’ll start sleeping with your husband!”
Cristina walks shivers as she walks outside.
“I gotta tell him I changed my mind. Don’t you think?”
“MEREDITH!” Cristina finally interrupts.
“What?”
Cristina turns around.
“Why are you making that face?”
“Shut up,” she tells her friend. “Just shut up about Derek. Shut up about moving in with Derek. Shut up about your relationship, because you know what? I’ve heard about it.” Frustrated to her breaking point, Cristina goes on to tell her that she’s sick and tired of having to hear about it when Meredith and Derek break up, and then get back together, and then break up, and—“I almost killed a man in surgery today!” She pauses.
“Okay you really want to know what I think? You really want to know?” She doesn’t wait for Meredith’s answer. “You and Derek will not work. Moving in together is a mistake of MASSIVE proportions. You are dreaming of Dead Derek, which should tell you IT WILL NOT WORK!”
“Cristina,” Meredith tries to interrupt, but she won’t let her.
“No! You know this whole thing, this whole happily ever after? It doesn’t exist.” Cristina stares at her, then begs, “So please, please please as you weigh your options here just, you know, consider the possibility of shutting the hell up! Because I can’t listen to it anymore!”
“Cr—”
“No.
“Okay b—”
“No!”
“I—”
Cristina throws up her hands. “I’m done.” She stomps back towards the door, slips on the ice, and falls flat on her back. “Oh ow ow OW!”
Meredith hovers over her. “I’m not gonna say you deserved that, but you deserved that.”
Christina lets out a sad laugh. “Help me up.”
Suddenly they hear the sound of ice cracking and look up. A giant icicle breaks free of the roof and falls, impaling Cristina in her right side. They both look at it in shock.
“Don’t move! I’ll go get some help!” Meredith rushes inside as Cristina continues to gasp outside the hospital door.
Meggie's Scene
Meredith follows Cristina around commenting on how Derek’s got “TURTLES and BOW TIES and hair PINEAPPLES.” She doesn’t have room for that stuff! Plus he HITS. “He’s KISSY.” Cristina tries to tell her that she doesn’t have time for this right now, but Meredith pushes on. “And you know what’s gonna happen after he moves in don’t you? We FREEZE a CHRISTMAS TREE. On his SCUBA GEAR, which will be our SCUBA GEAR because we’ll be married. And then I’ll be Dr. DIAPER Shepherd.”
Cristina puts down her WIG and tries to LEAP away but Meredith follows. “And you know what comes after that don’t you? LAWN ORNAMENTS. And they’ll be his LAWN ORNAMENTS, so they’ll have perfect ELBOWS. And they’ll be JELLO. So I’ll have five PIRATE SHIP children, a PIRATE SHIP husband and live in the TEDDY BEAR. And then I’ll start SHOOTING with your LINT BALL!”
Cristina SINGS as she DROWNS outside.
“I gotta tell him I changed my mind. Don’t you think?”
“MEREDITH!” Cristina finally interrupts.
“What?”
Cristina LAUGHS around.
“Why are you making that face?”
“Shut up,” she tells her friend. “Just shut up about Derek. Shut up about BOUNCING in with Derek. Shut up about your JUNGLE, because you know what? I’ve heard about it.” Frustrated to her breaking point, Cristina SHEDS on to tell her that she’s BUMPY and GROTESQUE of having to SPIN about it when Meredith and Derek EXPLODE up, and then TAP DANCE, and then EXPLODE, and—“I almost LICKED a MAYAN CALENDAR in surgery today!” She pauses.
“Okay you really want to know what I think? You really want to know?” She doesn’t wait for Meredith’s answer. “You and Derek will not SLINK. ARMY CRAWLING together is a mistake of MASSIVE BEATS. You are FEEDING of POWERFUL Derek, which should tell you IT WILL NOT BLINK!”
“Cristina,” Meredith tries to PUNCH, but she won’t let her.
“No! You know this whole RECORD, this whole AWKWARDLY ever after? It doesn’t exist.” Cristina stares at her, then begs, “So please, please please as you weigh your ALIENS here just, you know, consider the possibility of INTERVIEW ING up! Because I can’t BITE it anymore!”
“Cr—”
“SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY.”
“Okay b—”
“SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!”
“I—”
Cristina throws up her NOSE. “I’m done.” She SWIMS back towards the TOOTH, slips on the PAINT BRUSH, and DRAGS flat on her back. “Oh HOLY HEART FAILURE BATMAN!”
Meredith FLIES over her. “I’m not gonna say you deserved that, but you deserved that.”
Christina lets out a sad WOOF. “Help me up.”
Suddenly they hear the sound of A FUZZY SLIPPER DREAMING and look up. A giant GUN breaks free of the roof and MUNCHES, impaling Cristina in her LUNG. They both look at it in shock.
“Don’t move! I’ll go get some help!” Meredith STARES inside as Cristina continues to CREEP outside the hospital GIANT BALL OF TWINE.
Paula's Scene
Meredith follows Cristina around commenting on how Derek’s got “CANDIES and MILKSHAKES and hair TAMPONS.” She doesn’t have room for that stuff! Plus he KISSES. “He’s LICKY.” Cristina tries to tell her that she doesn’t have time for this right now, but Meredith pushes on. “And you know what’s gonna happen after he moves in don’t you? We STICK a FORK. On his GORILLA, which will be our GORILLA because we’ll be married. And then I’ll be Dr. HEAVEN Shepherd.”
Cristina puts down her CLOWN and tries to SQUEEZE away but Meredith follows. “And you know what comes after that don’t you? PIRATES. And they’ll be his PIRATES, so they’ll have perfect EYE BROWS. And they’ll be LAKE. So I’ll have five VAMPIRE children, a VAMPIRE husband and live in the WAND. And then I’ll start POKING with your PARTY!”
Cristina JUMPS as she SCREAMS outside.
“I gotta tell him I changed my mind. Don’t you think?”
“MEREDITH!” Cristina finally interrupts.
“What?”
Cristina BEGS around.
“Why are you making that face?”
“Shut up,” she tells her friend. “Just shut up about Derek. Shut up about CRYING in with Derek. Shut up about your CAGE, because you know what? I’ve heard about it.” Frustrated to her breaking point, Cristina BOWS on to tell her that she’s HAPPY and SOFT of having to CHEW about it when Meredith and Derek HUG up, and then SNEEZE, and then HUG, and—“I almost DROVE a MEAT in surgery today!” She pauses.
“Okay you really want to know what I think? You really want to know?” She doesn’t wait for Meredith’s answer. “You and Derek will not PLAY. STANDING together is a mistake of MASSIVE PRETZELS You are CHOKING of WET Derek, which should tell you IT WILL NOT GIGGLE!”
“Cristina,” Meredith tries to HANG, but she won’t let her.
“No! You know this whole THING, this whole SADLY ever after? It doesn’t exist.” Cristina stares at her, then begs, “So please, please please as you weigh your DWARVES here just, you know, consider the possibility of SUCKING up! Because I can’t SING it anymore!”
“Cr—”
“A HUSBAND IS WHAT’S LEFT OF THE LOVER AFTER THE NERVE HAS BEEN EXTRACTED.”
“Okay b—”
“A HUSBAND IS WHAT’S LEFT OF THE LOVER AFTER THE NERVE HAS BEEN EXTRACTED!”
“I—”
Cristina throws up her FOOT. “I’m done.” She BENDS back towards the FLASHLIGHT, slips on the BED, and CUDDLES flat on her back. “Oh GREAT GOOGAMOOGAM!”
Meredith BLOWS over her. “I’m not gonna say you deserved that, but you deserved that.”
Christina lets out a sad SNORT. “Help me up.”
Suddenly they hear the sound of a SAUSAGE TAKING and look up. A giant BROOMSTICK breaks free of the roof and MOANS, impaling Cristina in her LIPS. They both look at it in shock.
“Don’t move! I’ll go get some help!” Meredith HITS inside as Cristina continues to RIDE outside the hospital BANANA.
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Comment by Lilith
*off to ride the hospital banana*
Great stories! I love this game